Gee Funny Status Messages

   dear Friday, I'm ready..

   if I'm not sure wich one you are in the picture, I'm going to assume you're the ugly one

   no! I will not dress all fancy shmancy just to go to wal mart

   there's nothing wrong with crying ..unless you're a guy

   i don't go trick or treating, I wait the next day and buy the leftover candy on sale

   the sky! ..stop asking

   i hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan...

   if I stop using smileys , dude you're in trouble

   You use Google every day but I bet you can't remember the order of the colors

   “I never said she stole my money” has 7 different meanings depending on the word you stress...

   Am I the only one who's never seen a pizza delivery girl??

   I am paranoid with an inferiority complex.. I fear that no one is following me..

   Old songs = Best memories

   Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus…and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?

   Dear middle finger, Thank you for sticking up for me..

   With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.