Darkharbinger Funny Status Messages

   Life is like peeing up a drain pipe, it all comes back to you.

   I dont like my eyes, they show me things I dont want to see.

   If I am ever at death's door I am leaving a flaming bag of poop on his front steps

   If no one told you that you're beautiful today well I'm not about to start. Move on.

   I have to make it to heaven, I want to see Circuit City and Blockbuster again.

   Her: pour some sugar on me Me: but there are bees out though

   How come kindness was never an option in Clue

   For those of you that watched the debate, I basically did the same thing, only when I was done picking my nose, I had something to show for it

   I am only the bigger person in an argument because I am fat, remember that

   Most of you are 10s because of inflation.

   "I used to think that my life was a cringe compilation, but now, I realize it's a try not to laugh challenge."

   I remember when you all were funny.

   That moment when you realize that 1935 - 1980 is as far as 1980 -2025

   I wonder what my toothpaste meant by 'extra sensitive.' Turns out it doesn't like when I use other toothpastes.