Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   thank you for the thousands and thousands of reminders letting me know what today is. Good job Thanks!! Keep me posted!

   Its Jesus' birthday yet..... we're the ones getting the gifts.....How about that.

   Friends are like Christmas lights. Some are broke, others just don't work for you....and there are others that make your day shine bright.

   Verizon called me complaining that my map was in their way.

   changed his/her relationship status to "None of you damn business"

   thought about dozens of Vampire movies and shows for the past decade and wondered which ones sucked the life out him and the ones that just sucked.

   You ever wonder how much more advanced this whole world would be IF we only had one religion AND racism never existed?

   Did a book report on facebook and passed.

   the cost of living has gone up and the cost of making a living is really up.

   Facebook: the only book teens read these days.

   you know its sad when your mother is on facebook and guys younger than you are poking her.

   planning on driving to the south Florida for the Super Bowl. Let's just hope I don't "FUMBLE" my keys a few times before getting there.

   some people come to Facebook just to air out their "dirty laundry", others just don't know how to clean it.

   Ok Facebook since you're so damn nosey, What's on YOUR mind?

   Celebrating 6 yrs of a social epidemic.Congrats Facebook for connecting people with friends;old,new,and weird. Using up people's time online. Poking as many women as possible.F*cking up relationships/marriages,and checking up on people's exaggerated lives

   thinking about building a house made of unopened Bud Light cans and bottles....[The commercial inspired me]

   playing backyard football with Betty White and Abe Vigoda....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit.

   Damn! Facebook goes through more mood swings and changes than a 18 year old girl........or is it a 21 year old? [ I forgot which one was b*tch!er]

   how come everytime someone on TV says there's gonna be snow, people go nuts and rush to the supermarket and buy food as if the snow is gonna keep people from stuffing themselves in their homes. Does snow make people more hungry or something??

   Maybe T-Mobile and Sprint should fight it out on which is the better carrier. It help boost their sales. Its working with AT&T and Verizon.