BEGO Funny Status Messages

   There's always a truth behind "JUST KIDDING", a little emotion behind "I DON'T CARE", a little pain behind "IT'S OKAY", a little "I NEED U" behind "LEAVE ME ALONE

   The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart

   I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

   Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past you again?

   Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired

   True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.

   With all due of respect, I would love to be able to walk up to you and offer you a big, nice cup of shut the f*** up.

   Don't EVER fight for someone who wouldn't damn fight for you.

   Why is it one you always wish for is out there somewhere...just waiting for the right time for you both to meet..and it will happen when you least expect it... :)

   flipping channels and saw a girl I hooked up with about a year ago on the Maury show talking about she had only been with two guys and she was 100% he was the father of her baby. It was hilarious! I stopped laughing when Maury said you are not the father

   now currently accepting resumes for a Full and/or Part time girlfriend. All applicants may apply within. You will be contacted with a call back if you meet the appropriate requirements. Please send you # at FB mail. Thank you

   I Think there is in every girl's life a boy she'll never forget and a summer where it all began.

   Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.

   You know it's awkward when your dad sends friend requests to all your friends.

   Don't talk about yourself so much in front of some friends... they do it when you leave

   Dont buy condoms at BP gas stations, they may burst and result in a leak...

   Love is like a soccer ball, everybody runs to have that ball, and when they have it they kick it away..

   Break up is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broken than hurting yourself trying to fix it.

   There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding", a little knowledge behind every "I don't know", a little emotion behind every "I don't care", and a little pain behind every "It's okay"!

   Let love come to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page :)