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   I think the no passing notes at school policy should apply to teachers too.

   If I ever write a book it's going to be about "People who waste other people's time by reading about their nonsense" but I probably will never write one so..... never mind.

   Anyone can have knowledge, however it is only through age that you develop wisdom.

   You have not truly experienced ALL of Gods blessings until you have been on both sides of giving and receiving.

   There is no such thing as being underdressed when you're going to Wal-Mart.

   *<]:{ > Dear Santa, This year all I want for Christmas is thick hair and a thin body and please don't get it backwards like you did last year [:p