FADOLO Funny Status Messages

   When the apocalypse comes soy sauce & ketchup packets WILL be our currency. Otherwise I've been collecting these for nothing

   If a chick ask what kind of cologne you got on you gotta lie & tell her Axe body spray cause she most likely gonna buy it for her boyfriend.

   "Insecure ass women cant accept any guybeing more successful than they are andanger is the shield..."

   R.I.P tothe other passenger that no one caresabout because he wasn't famous.

   K. K .K members never turn their TVs off cuz they don't want the screen to be black

   pregnant chicks get on the bus and think you suppose to give them your seat like b@tch you should of fcked a niqqa with a car

   I only takeSTD test in jail. I like all my bad news atone time

   Oven mitts and rubber gloves are thegloves that females wear in their respectedsports

   That's a lovely shade of Instagram you're wearing

   If she watches trash tv that's how her personality is too

   The only time its acceptable for a girl 2 spit is if its into another girls mouth

   During love making she said "deeper" so I rolled over and started reading her poetry.

   They should of put Justn Bieber in Rikers Island prison with lifers.

   If a niqqa slap me on Vine the rest of the fight will continue on YouTube

   "for just 15 cents a day" ...*changeschannel*

   TV a silent weapon. It's the downfall ofsociety as we know it.

   If someone is bothering you with unneccessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad "iPhone 5S for $1 only"

   Everyday I'm shoveling. - Winter 2014

   It's Fathers Day 2mmrw... Ladies plz don't start bashing the whole male species! If ya baby daddy ain't sh*t, you picked him!

   Chick called the cops on me cause she opened her closet and I handed her a shirt. This why chivalry is dead