Friday Funny Status Messages

   I am tried of 7 day weeks and having to wait for the weekend. I think the week should be as followed. Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Get rid of Wednesday and Thursdays. . .

   People without jobs are so like...It's Friday?

   Friday is like the bacon of the work week salad, and yes, Monday is like the brown lettuce

   Hey Carl, know what day it is? It's Friday. Woot woot. Suck it Carl.

   JAB: I woke up all excited this morning, got dressed to go to work,it's Friday: Pay day and than I realized, I don't have a job and went back to bed. . .

   I don't know how to break this to you... I will be as gentle as possible... *smiles lovingly*... but today isn't Friday yet either...

   My girlfriend told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it on Friday.

   The work day would be so much more fun if it were Casualty Friday

   No you're mom was so last Friday night...

   I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Friday.

   funny jokes must be a Monday thru Friday job. zzzz

   I am really looking forward to my favorite Thanksgiving tradition. Watching the "Black Friday" shoppers at Walmart trampling each other on the evening news.

   WHATS?!?!?....You want me to work on Friday??? "

   OK. Who wants to put on a bear costume and go on a rampage tearing apart the tents of people camping outside of Best Buy for Black Friday?

   I'm going to get dressed up in bear costume and go down to Best Buy on Black Friday and scare the people camping out in tents...

   It's Friday night. I'm writing this and you're reading it. We're both sad.

   I cant wait till black friday at the liquor store

   Getting ready for Black Friday. This grizzly bear costume is going to scare the Sh*# out of these Best Buy campers.

   I'd rather shower with my parents than go shopping on Black Friday...

   Why don't strip clubs do Black Friday? It would be the one place I would camp out to go in.