trump Funny Status Messages

   Trump suggests that someone should shoot Hillary? There he goes trying to make America great again.

   Hillary is working with her aids to beat Trump. Meanwhile, Bill is working with his doctors to beat A.I.D.S.

   Now Trump is accusing Obama of being the founder of NSYNC. Which in some ways is even more offensive.

   People that are voting for Trump because Clinton is a liar are the same type of people that smoke Camels because Marlboros cause cancer.

   ... Trump has been watching the Olympics to see how high the Mexican Pole Vaulters can go.

   Immigrants can either take Trump's "purity" test, or have the fastest time in the American Ninja obstacle course.

   "From Russia with Love." -Donald Trump's New Campaign Slogan

   If you hate Trump now, think how much you'll like him if Hillary get elected.

   Breaking news!!!! US Airforce seen dropping naked Trump statues onto an ISIS Stronghold In Northern Syria!!!!!

   My drunk Uncle Jerry was runner up for Trump's new campaign manager.

   Good thing about electing Hilary is that when she screws up, people will say it could have been worse if we had elected Trump.

   If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax,,, then Australia says it'll come clean about the platypus.

   Message to Trump: Before you begin your outreach to minority voters, how about stop calling blacks "the blacks"?

   Trump's new moderated immigration stance: Instead of building a wall, he only wants a heavy curtain or moveable partition.

   I ate my first pot brownie tonight and it finally occurred to me Donald Trump is running for President of the United States of America.

   Black Lives matter to Donald Trump. His words not mine.

   Colin Kaepernick says America is not great and people tell him to leave. Donald Trump says America is not great and may become president. White privilege.

   the USPS should make stamps of Donald Trump just so everyone can say "I have a 'Trump Stamp' "

   so Trump is off to visit Mexico?. I hope his security detail is up to scratch.

   why didn't you discuss paymet of the wall Mr Trump? SOFTENING!