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I get very competitive at all you can eat buffets.
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09-29-2012 15:13 by Baddie
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White = psycho. Black = thug. Arab = terrorist. Humans = idiots.
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09-29-2012 15:14 by Baddie
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Keep an extra condom in your wallet, you'll never know when you have to shut her kids up with a balloon dog.
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09-29-2012 15:23 by Baddie
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I'm not stalking you…I got your address off the envelope sitting on your coffee table in the background of your Instagram photo.
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09-29-2012 15:38 by Baddie
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All women are crazy but if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live.
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09-29-2012 15:57 by Baddie
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If the shoe fits, don't just wear it, strut that s hit b itch.
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09-29-2012 16:02 by Baddie
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BET AWARDS MAYHEM - this happens every time these people get together. No, I don't mean b lack people, I mean silly rap ''artists''.
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09-30-2012 00:20 by Baddie
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Sorry if I hit a nerve, I was aiming for your jugular.
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09-30-2012 07:57 by Baddie
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Happy couples are annoying and disgusting, I hope me and my girlfriend never get happy.
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09-30-2012 08:34 by Baddie
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If you don't love me at my worst, good call. I wouldn't put up with me either.
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10-01-2012 07:41 by Baddie
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For years doctors thought I was autistic but turns out that I'm just an a$$hole.
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10-01-2012 09:30 by Baddie
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Let's play a cruel joke on your husband and make a baby for him.
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10-01-2012 09:57 by Baddie
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I'll let you hold my son before I ever let you hold my beer. Which is probably a good idea since I'll be too drunk to do it myself.
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10-02-2012 05:18 by Baddie
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I only phone my boss from the toilet because thats the only place where he makes any sense.
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10-02-2012 05:27 by Baddie
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This man needs to change. I'll whine and moan at him until he does. That'll work - Women
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10-02-2012 05:28 by Baddie
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You say "love means never having to say you're sorry" What I hear is that essentially your love is a narcissistic sociopathic minefield.
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10-02-2012 07:51 by Baddie
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All panties are edible if you're hungry enough.
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10-02-2012 07:52 by Baddie
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You ever wonder why it's only women who need exorcisms?
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10-02-2012 08:00 by Baddie
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I want a woman who can cook, clean, do the laundry, pay the bills & still set aside the time to have sex with me while her husbands at work
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10-03-2012 09:53 by Baddie
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I don't understand why it's called a Chastity Belt. Everyone I know named Chastity is a stripper.
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10-03-2012 10:03 by Baddie
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