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I'm not the jealous type. And no I don't know why every time you talk to someone the police find their body dumped in a river the next day.
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09-17-2012 08:27 by
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Happy people don't take long showers.
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09-18-2012 07:51 by
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I'm trying desperately not to hate your existence but you keep talking nonsense.
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09-19-2012 10:39 by
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Stupid people with their "hello's" and "how you doing sir's?" and "do you know how fast you were going's?"
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09-20-2012 08:14 by
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I saw a couple kissing, giggling, happy, being all lovey dovey with each other while I sat next to them alone. I threw up on them...accidentally
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09-23-2012 10:29 by
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BREAKING: Sarah Jessica Parker has posed nude for Playboy - Millions of erections are feared dead.
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09-23-2012 15:01 by
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Difference between a cult and a religion: In a cult the guy at the top knows it's a scam; in a religion that guy's dead.
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09-24-2012 10:45 by
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It's embarrassing when the people at work complain about me farting in my sleep.
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09-24-2012 13:49 by
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Save it for someone who's sober and cares.
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09-25-2012 09:46 by
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Failing a suicide attempt makes you a failure at both life and death.
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09-25-2012 09:52 by
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Weirdos seem to be drawn to me and if I let my guard down for just a moment, I get stuck with some idiot telling me their life story.
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09-26-2012 14:19 by
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A stranger accidentally touched my arm today and now I have to get drunk to forget about it.
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09-26-2012 14:46 by
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When I go to a restaurant alone, I always ask for separate checks.
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09-26-2012 14:50 by
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Was asked if I have a drinking problem. I said no, I've got it figured out
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09-28-2012 05:58 by
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My wife does all the cooking. Except the meth. I cook all the meth.
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09-28-2012 06:00 by
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There should be a separate social networking site for people who post inspirational quotes.
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09-29-2012 07:17 by
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Why are all the best stress relievers illegal? A little bit of murder would work wonders right now.
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09-29-2012 07:25 by
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I can't believe you're mad that I put a baby in you while you were sleeping. You obviously don't appreciate the degree of difficulty.
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09-29-2012 07:40 by
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My boss just called me an a$$hole and said I never listen. I have no idea why, I made his coffee with two teaspoons of salt like he asked.
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09-29-2012 07:42 by
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No we are not on different wavelengths. Don't blame physics when you're stupid.
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09-29-2012 09:13 by
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