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   Coors Light is like making love in a canoe. It's f--k-ng close to water.

   Not going to happen! I'm the king of lame comedy and I love it!

   GaryKoenig, please, for the love of God STOP, you lame asshole.

   .Its Better to lose a lover THAN love a loser

   I am not fat....Love for food has made me a nutritional overachiever.