Funny Status Messages

   The Mayans are now on the clock

   Don't worry if you can't come up with a good Rapture joke. It's not the end of the world.

   I truly don't understand the needs for ladies 70 and above to bath in their perfume, unless their trying to kill their husband.

   i cant belive they actually thought they predicted the end of the world...When mankind can barely predict a 5 day weather forecast....This is some bull sh*t!

   Hey Harold Camping, we all make mistakes. It's not the end of the world...

   INSTALLING the RAPTURE... ███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 45% DONE. Install delayed....please wait. Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: RAPTURE not found.

   The only place that the rapture happened was on myspace.

   At least this apocalypse and rapture debacle has conclusively proven one significant fact: We are not alone! We have idiots living among us!

   Note to self : when manscaping don't use after shave....

   I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but this is the fifth end of the world I've survived.

   I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but I've survived Y2k, 9/11, Bird Flu, H1N1, 6-6-2006 and now the rapture/apocalypse. Bring on 2012, I'm a survivor baby!

   I'm not saying the mainstream media is liberal, but I'm pretty sure I just saw NBC congratulate President Obama on defeating The Rapture.

   Cheer up, Harold Camping. A volcano erupted in Iceland. That's something.

   oh crap..they didn't take me but they took the rum!

   The difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is how you use them.

   thinking that Harold Camping's mathematical equation involved a Magic 8-ball.

   The awkward moment when you wake up and your house is gone

   I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but this is the fifth end of the world I've survived

   Ob-la-di, ob-la-da life goes on brah, La la how the life goes on

   Dyslexic man walks into a bra *Ba-Dum-Bum Tsss*