nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   I get it, American football was made after Americans realised they sucked at rugby.

   Here in London we play football with our feet and we wear helmets when riding bikes

   jeezo ya thick tit, can ya not make the connection between american football and rugby?? ya eejit....

   I would like to see a soccer player play real football and a real football player play soccer and see who cries first.

   Depression usually creeps in at the end of the football season, but this year I'll keep myself happy by viewing the highlights of Peyton Manning expressions!

   I live by my father's motto: "Life is a football game. Try to fall asleep in the first quarter and complain if anyone shuts off the TV."

   I don’t know a lot, but I know Facebook is as helpful as a football bat.

   World: Hey check out this sport we made called football. America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football.

   If you take god out of religion, it's just a bunch of people hoping their favorite football team wins.

   Jameis Winston will appear on the covers of both EA Sports "NCAA Football '14" AND "Grand Theft Crustacean."

   Jameis Winston did NOT steal those crab legs intentionally. He is so into football, that he felt sorry for the shellfish, and merely thought he would do the right thing by putting them on injured reserve.

   from where I come from helmets are won by motorcyclists not football players

   Soccer would probably be a lot more popular in the USA if they put cheerleaders on the sidelines, ran with a football, and scored touchdowns

   Sure, soccer is the worst thing ever but at least when some smug idiot tries to tell you "it's football" you can punch him without remorse.

   Bad luck last night USA, never mind, you'll do better in the American Football World Cup - oh, wait.......

   My friends and I played fantasy football in high-school. No league, we just constantly thought about the cheerleaders.

   Anyone going to vegas? Put money on the Prison Football team to win it all!

   Suddenly my prison fantasy football league just got real.

   If the N.F.L. cracked down on all the drug and alcohol abuse as well as spousal and child abuse watching football would remind me of golf.

   Prison football teams seam to have a difficult time finding a person qualified to play tight end.