Funny Status Messages

   osama we found you now all we have to do is find waldo

   As Commander in Chief Obama announced he had killed Bin Laden, his GOP rival for 2012 announced he had fired Hope Dworaczyk from 'Celebrity Apprentice'

   hey did you guys hear? The Apprentice was interrupted by some special news report....

   I'm gonna show up for work with a skip on my step, ans a huge smile on my face. USA! USA! USA!

   somewhere in Alaska, Sarah Palin is asking, "Who died?"

   they got him in a mansion.. but I'll bet anything he was in the basement.. AKA man-"cave"

   Say "Hi!" to Saddam for us, Bin Laden.

   Its official..Obama IS black... he finally killed someone.

   sayin...I hope all of Osama's Vigins look like Janet Reno!!!

   I just came across a "R.I.P. Bin Ladin" page, uhh more like R.I.H. for Rot In Hell

   ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Justin Bieber

   singing, "Nah-nah-nah nah. Nah-nah-nah nah. Hey, hey-hey. Goodbye!"

   That awkward moment when the newscaster confuses the name Obama with Osama

   Looks like bin laden picked the wrong day to try on his British army gear...

   I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. - Mark Twain

   Now we have no excuse to go overseas for foreign oil.. Back To The Future 2 had it right...We should be using Mr. Fusion as a source of power and energy by now! >_<

   Bin Laden got shot in the head .. first shot missed and went through his ears

   i bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to 'use current location'...

   Thinks we should we get MAURY involved to confirm Osama's DNA?!?!

   Call of Duty: Black Ops trained soldiers kill Bin Laden