snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Disney purchased Lucasfilms, LTD?? I personally can't wait for some of those gems to start coming out. Particularly, Snow White and the Seven Storm Troopers, Swiss Family Skywalker and - my favorite - Song of the Sith...

   gathering up snow flakes to build a snowman.

   Thinking about suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.

   It might get dark and really cold in winter but at least it doesn't stay like that the whole year like your soul.

   Nothing irritates me more as when I step on some melted snow with a fresh, dry and clean pair of socks on.

   Have been playing with the first of the snow today! or, well I fell and broke my hip. still counts!

   Men with balls of steel get extra cold in the winter.

   The end of the world is like a snow day for adults.

   The world isn't going to end today. Anyway, I'll check the status of my joke after the Winter Solstice, I can't get a signal in my nuclear bomb shelter...

   How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give the woman a shovel

   Making snow angels & writing Ron Paul underneath because people need to know the truth

   How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints

   my husbands winter wardrobe is 50 shades of grey sweat pants...

   Remember, if you're in public and have the winter vomiting bug, be polite and vomit into your elbow.

   Why are hoes like "Oh, its winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm"?.... No b**tch, buy a coat.

   You know who turned the lights out in the stadium? The same guy that drove the snow plow in the Dolphins-Patriots game back in '82.

   Instead of the silly names the weather channel has chosen, they should pick names of infamous scam artists like Bernie Madoff who pulled off really good snow jobs.

   Dear Northern Liberal tree huggers.......Winter Storm Nemo says FU and your global warming!!!

   it's winter, and it snowed. Enough said!

   Those of you in the northeast whining about the blizzard. Newsflash...you live closer to the Arctic Circle than the rest of us, it's winter, and winds are directed your way. How about this idea...move.