goodeolboy Funny Status Messages

   I'm not one to judge Brotha, but that white tailgate on your black truck screams "salvage title".

   Someone needs to tell all the other horses that its CC's birthday today.

   "Hey Bro, wanna go to lunch?" Sorry I can't, I'm on the Govt. Lunch Program....can't afford to eat :/

   Shout out to all the deadbeat dads and sperm donors this Father's Day. Unbeknownst to you, there are kids everywhere that are becoming AMAZING PEOPLE because they want to be nothing like you.

   Strange how people will judge stories like Tony Stewart, but try their damnedest to get out of jury duty...interesting.

   Had I had access to a smartphone growing up, I probably would have had an album titled "School Bus Window Artwork"

   Am I the only one that thinks some of the Japanese players will be executed? #fifa

   I call bravo Sierra on distance makes the heart grow fonder. Distance makes you have to do dishes and cook and stuff.