fadolo Funny Status Messages

   Bar Rules for MEN: No shirt, no service. Bar rules for WOMEN: No shirt, free drinks.

   Shoutout to all the girls that can't update their status because they told some guy they tired...& going to bed.

   So Last night.. The pizza man left my house and asked me for a tip.. I told him "Don't Trust These Hoes"

   Supplies! -Asian surprise party

   I wish every chick with STD'S had "6 fingers" i'd be like "Let me see ya hands, Biatch you ain't slick trying hide that extra pinky"

   Not entirely sure what a "propriate" is, but apparently I'm in it.

   Ever have that moment when you try to flick a booger and it teleports on to your other finger?

   There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team" so....there

   When blk ppl walk their dog it's a chore. When white folk wall their dog it's an expeditionary adventure that clears the intestinal tract.

   I clapped because it finished, not because I liked it.

   If you're not still a little drunk on Monday morning I'm not buying your good weekend story.

   Shout out to all the girls who know how to arch that back right when you giving her back shots

   "Everyday I'm buffering" – Youtube

   Shout out to all the girls who's tittiez look like they have been left in water too long

   If you have to give me CPR and your breath stinks just let me die.

   Girls who say, "a lot of guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

   Whte Kid: SHUT UP MOM!!! Mom: *Shuts Up* Blck Kid: SHUT UP MOM! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care. O.O

   In sta gram was much more exciting when I thought it was a fast c0caine service.

   "the govt doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs

   Mary Jane is the only woman that won't complain when you hit her.