Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   You can tell the size of a person by the size of the problems that gets them down. Be bigger than your problems.

   The Avengers have Assembled.......and The Dark Knight will Rise.

   If the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.

   The word LISTEN contains the same letters as the word SILENT........

   WARNING: Reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of 'beauty'

   Can't wait until nothing happens on 12/21/2012.

   It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

   Do people believe in birth control these days?

   Dear Women of Online Dating Sites: You're unique and down to Earth.....just like everybody else.

   Some people think their religion and political views are “correct” and everyone else to them must be wrong. Some people seem to think their view of what work and life should be (or can be) is the right one…and everyone else is a dumb-dumb.

   Just got my hearing test results back. Turns out I am deaf to a range in which women complain.

   I'm going to create man & women with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from a sin I originally condemned you to. Ta dah!!

   If you hang around four broke people, I guarantee you will be the fifth.

   The only difference between try and triumph is a little 'umph'.

   If you tell a lie and myth so many times, people will eventually believe it so much that they will actually fight to preserve it. Government and Religious institutions are incredibly crafty at this.

   Want to know who your friends are?...Tell everybody the truth and see who still hangs arounds you afterwards.

   *Moments Before Ending A Phone Call: "All right, cool, yeah, ok, haha yeah, I know right!, tomorrow, yep. later man. all right..bye" (click)

   Avoidant Personality Disorder (AVPD) is characterized by a hypersensitivity to criticism, intense self-loathing, and a strong desire for isolation.

   FACT: For every Friend Request sent, $0.003 is added to Mark Zuckerberg's account.

   I find it suspicious that everyone's personal god has the same beliefs as they do.