Funny Status Messages

   Michael Jackson may be dead, but his dance moves live through rip-offs of Justin Bieber and Usher

   The Mona Lisa is one of the most respected pieces of art in the history of the world, and yet, the second you put a replica of it in your living room, it instantly becomes the tackiest piece of sh*t I've ever seen, Mom.

   Happy Singles Discrimination Day!!!!!!!!!!!

   Ok... the first little fat flying dude that comes near me with a bow and arrow is gonna get smacked with a fly swatter...

   There's a Facebook group titled "Dear, Kanye West if Justin Bieber wins another award you know what to do"

   Glad to see Lady GaGa(g) selected another food group for the Grammy's. Then performed as Barbara Eden of "I Dream Of Jeannie"

   Lady Gaga hatched from an egg... has a hard shell like backside and horns beginning to grow out of her forehead... I think maybe she was born to be a dinosaur.

   thinks that when it comes to Valentine's Day or any day for that matter, the greatest expression of love ever demonstrated was when Jesus gave his life on the cross for me.

   noticed that Mick Jager and Hugh Hefner sure are looking alot these days

   When people ask "do you believe in aliens?", I just say "have you seen Lady Gaga?"

   Was that Nikki or was Cruella DeVille just on the Grammys?

   thinking most of these guys wouldn't make it to Hollywood Week on American Idol

   Rihanna was about 1/8 of an inch away from a wardrobe malfunction on that last number.

   Sex is the price women pay for marriage,and marriage is the price men pay for sex

   Mick jaggers performance was so late in the evening because they had to wait for the sun to go down so he could rise from his coffin.

   tuned in to watch the Grammys but didn't see hardly any grandmothers at all.

   bacterial outbreak stemming from the playboy mansion? I think thats called an STD!

   Why does Bob Dylan sound like the Cookie Monster and Marge Simpsons love child?

   Rihanna outfit was only missing the bullet deflecting bracelets...

   Dear Rihanna! When you're done playing with the toilet paper, please wind it back into the roll!!!!.....