bego Funny Status Messages

   We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure, mistakes help us to find the right person!

   Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

   A rumor goes in one ear and then out of many mouths.

   I wonder what the person I`m going to marry is doing right now

   I watch so many crime shows on Tv, that when I turn off the Tv set, I wipe my fingerprints 0ff the remote.

   Non-Smoker - I hate cigarettes...!Smoker - Me too , thats why I am burning it. ! !

   I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status!

   When it comes to kicking someones ass I'm brave but when it comes to telling you how I feel I'm as weak as a toothpic

   When life gives you a Grenade, pull the pin and toss it to your EX..

   Hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Facebook

   Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did.

   Nothing like an old high school crush finding you & friending you on Facebook because he needs cows or some crap for Farmville.

   If you google “MySpace” your computer will ask “Are you serious right now?”

   Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!

   If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

   I also think Facebook should change “Friends” to “People with whom I have made eye contact”.

   How come whenever I tell someone I play guitar, they challenge me to Guitar Hero? I have never challenged a veteran to Call of Duty.

   My 20 year high school reunion is in a few months. I need help with making up some amazing crap that I've done.

   Men are like coolers. Load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere.

   It's the little things in life that count. Like my salary.