K-Mac Funny Status Messages

   Celebrating black history month by not pulling my pants up.

   What's up these Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials promoting cannibalism?

   Been chewing for over 50 years now......you'd think I'd know where the insides of my cheeks are by now.

   Do the Chinese realize that when they visit this country, they buy souvenirs made in their country.

   Can't wait til Feb. 15th...otherwise known as 1/2 price chocolate day.

   Arkansas just passed a law allowing people to caring guns in church. If you need a gun in church, I don't even want to hear what you believe in for a God.

   If you forward these idiotic chain posts and "If I get a thousand likes" posts, I automatically think you're stupid.

   I believe the smoke coming out of that Vatican chimney while they decide on a pope is all of them smoking fatties til they can come to an agreement.

   So the Pope walks into a bar........ because now he can.

   No I don't think Christopher Dormer feels like Jason Bourne.......he feels more like bacon.

   Got my right hand a Valentines Day card. Had to sign it with my left hand so it will be a surprise.

   A friend said she was going to wash the gray right out of her hair. I said, "I wish I could do that, these days I pretty much just wash the hair out of my hair".

   I think those who wear the sagging pants should start wearing skinny jeans. At least it would be entertaining watching them trying to walk.

   Happy Single Guys Day everyone....................Palm Sunday.

   I'm glad I don't work in an office. I can only imagine the smell at lunch time when everybody opens their egg salad sandwiches.

   Does anyone out there realize that reality shows are scripted and are not really reality?

   I guess North Korea's illustrious leader is too stupid to realize if he launches an attack, North Korea will be wiped from the map.

   BBC: North Korea's Kim Jong Un threatening nuclear attack against US. CNN: North Korea may be a nuclear threat. Fox News: Obama causing problems with North Korea

   They say if you have a fear of spiders you are more likely to find one in your bedroom..............I'm really afraid of Mila Kunis.

   Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.