Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   We would have a lot more time if we didn't have "Loading" time.

   If a Chinese student knows more English than you do in terms of punctuation and grammar....you're screwed.

   You can keep your love, your trust is what attracts me.

   Teeth are always in style!

   Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine.

   Words don't have the power to hurt you...unless.. the person saying them means a lot to you.

   Did Obama really sign a bill in secret making free speech illegal during protests???? So the first amendment is almost gone. Liberty is truly dying by the months.

   If only mosquitos sucked fat instead of blood.

   Julian Assange(Wikileaks) gives private info. on corporations to you for free and he's the villain. Mark Zuckerberg gives your private info. to corporations for money and he's Man of The Year.

   I'm the kind of person who drinks hot chocolate and cappuccino in 90-degree weather and eats ice cream and drink ice slushies in 10-degree weather.

   "Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself"

   *Stop the CISPA bill progression*. It allows the government and private companies to spy in on YOUR PRIVATE INFORMATION on any site as a means of “cybersecurity"......(Bulls**t)

   SOPA and PIPA tried to attack your 1st amendment. CISPA will attack your 4th amendment....if you let "them" of course

   I'm still waiting on the movie 'Twilight: Lights Out' starring Blade to come out.

   A drunk man speaks what a sober man thinks.

   It so crazy to see how many people are shocked by honesty, and how few by deceit.

   It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it....That's Hollywood

   Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.....and who said statistics don't have a beginning, middle, and end.

   Be an OPTIMIST Prime and not a NEGAtron.

   FACT: Every woman got a girlfriend that they don't trust around their man.