love Funny Status Messages

   Whitney Houston may always love you but I will not! Not after you slept with my sister

   Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

   Take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back

   Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed.

   Quotations i got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes, hate in my heart, love in my mind

   i got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes, hate in my heart, love in my mind

   Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is the most important.

   I love pulling in a random person's driveway when a cop is turning around to pull me over. Makes me feel like James Bond.

   Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Thank you and good night, drive safely, I'll be here all week.

   OMG I just wasted my time watching the twilight series :love triangle between a depressed girl a 110 yr old vampire and a werewolf !

   love Independence Day! But it pales in comparison to my Dependence Day, that is the day I decided to depend on God and not myself. Talk about true freedom!

   Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.”

   If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

   Sunday marks the birth of America, which Americans celebrate by combining their love of drinking with their love of explosives.

   i love you till...............tom catches jerry n has him for dinner...... :P

   “You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right, it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and it's good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.”

   They call me Dr. Love, I got the cure you're thinkin' of.

   I don't need no love all I need is the DJ

   We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

   I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women h