Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   not suitable for children!!!!!

   swimming like a sperm with a purpose!

   wondering if she left the gas on ....and the lighter on

   in your extended dreams

   "something unpredictable , but in the end its right"

   putting the pro into procrastination

   free falling!

   not supposed to be up this late...

   s house is on fire (mood:calm)

   dazed and confused but liking it...

   trying to get your attention with this damn message!

   no Gynecologist but I will have a look

   no longer the statue and now the pigeon

   so much cooler online!

   a cereal killer

   just another brick in the wall

   approves this message

   the hottest thing next to the sun

   wishing your network didn't extend to her

   high on life... and glue