Funny Status Messages

   Don't go 4 looks; they can deceive. Don't go 4 wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright

   Victoria is Lying, She Doesn't Have a Secret !!!

   "Dear Santa, seeing you cant define naughty, is it possible you could overlook september for me"?

   Thinks that Miss Universes Sex Tape was the Answer to World Peace.

   Change is inevitable,except from vending machines.

   As long as there are tests,there will always be public prayers in schools.

   Hukd on Fonics werked for me!

   thinks mummys are extinct bc they always wrap it up!

   Hey. Did everything just taste purple for a second?

   the funniest person on Facebook hands down like 6:30!

   12/20/2012 Doomsday Party. mark your mayan calendar!

   Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues to see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes.

   Christmas shopping for dangerous toys. For kids I don't like.

   ok,,, I am that person that pulls the door that says push and wonders what's going on*/*

   Hey guys. Everybody. let's all give Santa a break this year.......Be naughty.

   sales of gillete razors gone dwn, I bet you thierry henry's had a hand in that

   hacked into Santa's computer,cleared the naughty list out..and has changed "coal" under Present List to "PS3""Wii" and "iphone".

   can finally watch the tv in the afternoon now. Oprah show is going off the air.

   An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her

   Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-related efficiency