BEGO Funny Status Messages

   I'm only a morning person on December 25th

   Sunday = The day of the week to sit around and absolutely do nothing all day and no one judges you for it.

   Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people

   If everybody was happy in relationship there wouldn't be any good music.

   If you love someone, set them fee. If they don't come back, call them up later when you're drunk

   People who complain on Yelp, It was one meal out of your entire life. Calm down.

   I think all the call of duty's should have a PS3 vs. XBOX online game mode.

   Quick question: Is there anyone out there who has NOT gotten engaged, divorced or pregnant in 2012?

   On the 14th of December I'm going to call people and say "7 Days" then hang up.

   Do you ever feel pressure to play good music when people are in your car?

   You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says “whatever.”

   Please don't let anyone come over here, please don't let anyone come over here" - me after I fart

   My room is about as organized as the Walmart $5 DVD bin.

   Moment of silence for people who still wear Aeropostale.

   Every Thursday night I go out, forgetting about last Friday morning.

   he songs I like always come on when I'm supposed to be getting out of my car.

   Facebook is neat because it provides a platform for me to connect with old friends, make new ones, and figure out which one's are completely insane.

   too hot* blanket off *too cold* Put blanket on *too hot again* Stick on foot out…..perfect. *hears creepy noise* Sticks foot back in

   No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don't Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March..... I got this.

   i've lived through 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11, and tomorrow is 12/12/12. I'm cool