HiYourJon Funny Status Messages

   I have laughed more at the Broncos offense then I have at the commercials.

   Hey Russia, you spelled Sushi wrong.

   Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.

   Sorry for chest bumping Chuck E Cheese so hard he fell down and broke his arm, but in my defense the Kidz Bop version of Enter Sandman came on.

   According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

   at this point in our culture I'm very surprised there aren't people with nut allergies boycotting the peanuts movie