Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   Watching golf is like watching paint dry....

   Interesting....Nearly all religions support love....but cause the most wars.

   Pushing the elevator button repeatedly doesn't make the elevator go faster.....you do realize that right.....?

   That "Ah dammit!" moment when you wake up and use the bathroom and your urine goes in 5 different directions soaking everything but the toilet itself.

   For some of the rich & famous around the world. it's really sad that they can buy whatever they WANT, but have to beg for what they NEED.

   I feel sorry for people who get to the end of their life and realize they had wasted it trying to do what somebody else wanted them to do. Be your Truth, not someone's lie.

   You actually play with the volume more often when watching porn.

   Wanna put your relationship's trust to the test, switch phones for a day. See who gets uncomfortable and defensive about the idea first.

   Watch the movie ZEITGEIST if you want to know the truth about....everything. The ugly, brutal truth "they" don't want you to know.

   A woman bragging to a man about her college degree is like a man bragging about slam dunking on a woman.

   Blowing inside cartridges was considered "Loading" back in my early years of gaming.

   Do you look at a Doritos chip closely at how much flavor is on it right before you eat it? The more flavor, the better.

   Coming soon this decade, GREAT DEPRESSION 2. Starring the U.S. Citizens. Produced by NWO. Directed by "The Ones Who Run This Country". This event is rated EF for Everybody's F*cked.

   Banking institutions are more dangerous than standing armies.

   Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house

   6.9 billion people, 6.9 billion different opinions about life, the world, and God.

   Youtube isn't just popular because of the videos, its popular because of the attractive video TITLES.

   Dear FCC, We already know whats being shown and said behind those blurs and black rectangles. Sincerely Everybody

   My girlfriend said she needed some time alone to herself, so I set her up a Myspace account.

   Yes Google/Gmail, I know already! Enough with the reduced privacy policy reminders. You want to make it easier for the government to track us. Yeah yeah I get it!!