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had a handle on life but it broke
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08-08-2008 07:15
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fresh out of witty sarcasm
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08-08-2008 17:39 by
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now available without a prescription
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08-09-2008 00:10
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"now available in all stores. Side effects include: unusual bleeding or bruising, nausea and death."
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08-09-2008 00:16
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[censored]
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08-09-2008 22:04
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sick and tired of always being sick and tired!
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08-10-2008 02:14
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melting in your mouth not in your hands
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08-10-2008 16:40
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knew the aliens would let him go sometime.
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08-10-2008 17:40
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the epitome of excellence.
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08-14-2008 09:14 by
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Used To Be Schizophrenic? But They're OK Now.
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08-17-2008 06:43 by
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walking on sunshine.
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08-18-2008 20:13
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"so adjective, he verbs nouns"
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08-20-2008 10:56
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Scientifically proven not to induce insanity in chimpanzees
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08-20-2008 11:23 by
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Never expecting the unexpected making the unexpected the expected
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08-20-2008 23:52 by
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"going to snap, crackle, and pop your neck"
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08-22-2008 14:28
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Training for the next Olympic games
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08-22-2008 14:54
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ENGAGED!! ..........in a good cause
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08-22-2008 16:01
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just bought another load of laundry at Kohl's..
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08-22-2008 16:01
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wondering why x is referring to x self in 3rd person
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08-22-2008 20:58
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still sore from dropping the soap
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08-24-2008 21:42
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