BEGO Funny Status Messages

   Before Facebook we all had to lie about how happy we are in person.

   I'm not shy, I'm just really good at figuring out who's worth talking to

   Sure you could complain there's another Twilight movie out right now. OR you could celebrate that there'll never be another.

   They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse

   Saying “dude” before you say something important.

   Black friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have

   Thanksgiving is for thanking, not shopping..

   Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?

   Just bought a $300 dollar tent so I can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV.

   LIKE if you're still stuck at the Kid's table.

   I think it's funny how everyone is suddenly thankful for everything just because its Thanksgiving

   Kanye West calls Thanksgiving You're Welcome Day.

   Aren't we all supposed to die next month or is that cancelled?

   Black Friday = Broke Saturday

   Nickelodeon should just stop making new shows and replay all the old ones

   Seriously though, nobody wants to hear your ringtone

   If you're 13 & under & have a Twitter, that's cheating. You have to start from Myspace ---> Facebook ---> Twitter. Just like everybody else.

   If I reply to your one word text... just know you're special.

   Aren't we suppost to catch Kony this year or was that cancelled?

   facebook is not a shower, keep your clothes on!