BEGO Funny Status Messages

   Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they'd just walk around naked all the time

   I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

   Don't you wish some damn people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.

   Three things cannot be long hidden …… The sun, The moon and The truth.

   I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday

   There are only two kinds of people in this world: Doctors and Patients

   Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me but how will you survive?

   Today's Joke! A Girl said …….. TRUST ME

   Me with no money: I want everything... Me with money: what the f?ck do I buy

   Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol one sec

   Are you cold?" No dumbass, I'm on fuc?ing vibrate mode.

   Restarting the whole song because you missed your favorite line.

   The side effects of the medicine I'm on include nausea, nausea, nausea, nausea, nausea, repeating things four times & difficulty adding.

   Don't shop when hungry. Don't date when horny. Don't update your status when drunk

   You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

   Best Relationship: Talk like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.

   34 days until the world ends. LETS GOOO

   So they legalize marijuana and then get rid of Twinkies? Is our government playing some kind of cruel joke on us?

   Drunk people are the only honest ones left.

   You know what's more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you.