bego Funny Status Messages

   The 4 Stages of Going Out Drinking: 1. Why do I do this to myself 2. This isn't so bad 3. WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN 4. Why do I do this to myself

   Everyone has that 1 favorite piece of clothing that you wear all the time and refuse to throw away.

   It's easier to fall asleep in class than in my bed at home.

   The true test of any loving relationship is having two phones and only one functioning charger.

   It's Friday night and you're sitting at home on Facebook? HAHAHAHAHAHA same

   You can keep retaking all the photos you want but that's just what your face really looks like

   To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not s?uts. Sorry.

   Biggest lie I tell myself: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

   People are saying the voting age should be 16. Twilight won 9 teen shoice awards. You really want them voting for the next president?

   Sometimes I drop things and I'm too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams.

   A good girlfriend is like a good bra, she uplifting, she is supportive, she fits you well, and she is always close to your heart.

   Bored? Send a text message to a random number saying: "Im Pregnant

   I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career.

   Well, with no shave November, Halo 4 and Black Ops 2 this month, I'm predicting teen pregnancy will be at an all time low

   Girls who say, "a lot of guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers

   To me, drink responsibly means don't f?cking spill it

   Black chicks always saying a white girl is "trying to act black." Meanwhile, they have blonde weave and sky blue contacts.

   Life is way too short to have matching socks.

   Nothing says regret like the email address you made as a kid

   Some mornings it's best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it, and suck