love Funny Status Messages

   I love pillow talk as much as the next guy but saying "Put your needle in my haystack" isn't exactly a confidence builder.

   I do love you for your mind, I just like your mind a lot more when you’re naked.

   Never date someone that you don't really like. the desire to be wanted is different from the desire to be with the one you love

   I keep trying to find love on all the wrong websites.

   Every branch is full of hard-working intelligent people that always has our best interest in mind...I love the way our government it run. Are you getting this NSA?

   Commercial idea : shaq in front of a mirror singing "love shaq, baby love shaq" into a hairbrush

   Women are like cats. Rub them right and they'll love you, on occasion.

   Don't fall in love. Fall into a fire. Its less painful.

   I love my smile! It's best though when it's reflected back on the faces of others!

   If on Father's day you don't post a picture of your dad carrying you as a baby, I'm not sure you really "love" him.

   I love rude waiters/waitresses...I don't have to be GUILTY for not tipping them. I only had money for the food anyway

   From the moment I saw you, I wanted 2 be inside You, The way you smell, The way your tongue feels, The way you tighten n loosen.....Gotta love new sneakers.

   I never understand women. One minute they love guys who play the guitar, one minute they are chasing me out of the women's restroom.

   If you love something let it go, and if its doing better than you, try and ruin its life.

   Making love is just a fancy way of saying missionary.

   That uneasy moment when you cant remember if you like her, miss her, hate her, love her, if you know her...

   Locks of love should just visit my shower.

   What's the word for when someone realize that they love you after it's too late? Oh yeah, "get lost loser".

   Love with no expectations in return and you will know how to love yourself more than anyone could in this screwed up world.

   A Real Man Shows His Love To His Woman Daily. He Needs No Special Occasions, Holidays Or Her Birthday, He Just Spontaneously Does Things