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   messageicon Username or Password Incorrect” You couldn't just tell me which one?
←Rate | 04-08-2011 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This morning I put Red Bull into my coffee maker instead of water and now I can see noises.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon After 10 Dos Equis beers, I think I'm the most interesting man in the world
←Rate | 04-12-2011 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I solve many of my problems by simply ignoring them
←Rate | 04-12-2011 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just took the garbage out. In 3D
←Rate | 04-12-2011 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't hate you, I never could. I don't regret meeting you, I never will. But I do regret our relationship. It destroyed our friendship!
←Rate | 04-12-2011 22:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 23:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒Taken ❒Single ✔ Dont care anymore
←Rate | 04-12-2011 23:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to constantly remind myself of the fact that life is too short to waste it on getting mad at idiots
←Rate | 04-12-2011 23:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 23:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's always that one person who makes you wanna raise your middle finger every time they speak to you
←Rate | 04-13-2011 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 21:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Old is when your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can't do both!”
←Rate | 04-13-2011 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love you like a fat kid loves cake, but lately that fat kid has been on a diet.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke
←Rate | 04-13-2011 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook should change the "Friends" section to "Friends & People I've Only Made Eye Contact With".
←Rate | 04-13-2011 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon God puts people in my life for a reason... & removes them from my life for a better reason.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lying in bed, wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon *sends text message* *gets a reply 45min later* "Oh so it's like that? Ok, then I'm gonna take twice as long to text back!"
←Rate | 04-13-2011 22:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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