Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   I've started a new thing, post your password on my wall in case you forget it!! (Yeah, I got your back :-D)

   My boss yelled at me yesterday "It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it's Friday?"…

   BAM!!! Another Day Not In The Obits!!!

   Asked my wife to try A nal and she turned into the rhubarb lady...

   So I'm reading that "twerking" and "selfie" have been added to the dictionary. "Future" and "optimism" have been removed...

   it okay to text my kids not to come home cause i'm gonna do their mom? I mean, it is 2013... RIGHT?

   I'm going to trade in my "I'm stupid" t-shirt for the fancy "I'm with stupid" one.

   I think you people lied to me...exactly how much of this hair of the dog do I have to eat before this hangover goes away?

   Thank you all for the Happy Birthday wishes!!! Had a GREAT DAY!!! (didn't read a single one)

   So am I on Facebook or is everyone updating their Sports Annalist resume?

   How can you complain for 11 months then be thankful on Facebook for 30 days???

   I think we're old enough for a Karate Chop button on Facebook.

   Nothing honors our Vetrans more than buying a mattress on sale.

   12 things about me. 7- I can't count.

   This outbreak of storms is like p or n to the meteorologist's!!!

   How do I stay fit and healthy? By drinking vodka and pushing kids off bikes.

   Sick and tired of the Dr. Phil test!!! BTW, I scored a 47.

   First rule of Vegan Club... Tell everyone.

   My stock in Johnny Walker is through the roof!!!

   that all you got? Come on Mother Nature, put your big girl panties on!!