FADOLO Funny Status Messages

   Fact: rihanna's face is 74% forehead

   There's nothing like shaving off your beard to remind everybody why your face needed a beard

   The only funny thing about jay leno is that he's going to die someday.

   I love catching up with friends that I haven't seen for a while so that we can all sit around together doing shyt on our phones.

   ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) (O.O) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) Opening a pack of gum at school.

   I wonder if the clothes in China say "made around the corner "

   Good morning beautiful ladies "Kisses" Good morning ugly ladies "hand shakes"

   #HoodTranslations101: "Sh*t just got real" = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughin matter

   HoodTranslations101: "I'm chillin tonight bruh" - My current financial situation will not allow me to partake in the festivities tonight.

   *spank* . DIDN'T . *spank* . I. *spank* . TELL *spank* YOU *spank* TO *spank* . CLEAN . *spank* . UP ? MOVE YA HAND !

   ┐('.'┐) ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ (┌'.')┌ cus' this is thriller, thriller night...@

   Lady GaGa was born this way 8======D

   "My phone's about to die." -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call.

   It's never acceptable to hit a woman, unless that trick puts light mayo in your sandwich.

   Need hospital etiquette advice. How long should you wait after they pull the plug to ask if you can use the socket to charge your phone?

   ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   Fat girls be sounding good on the phone ....

   How I think I sound when I sing: ♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓ \( ﾟヮﾟ)/ ♪┏(･o･)┛♪ How I actually sound when I sing: (╬ ಠ益ಠ) щ(ﾟДﾟщ) ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)

   Sum girls beg&sum girls borrow sum girls lead & sum girls follow sum bring joy & sum bring sorrow but the best girls just suck & swallow!!

   The corner of my bathtub is also referred to as "The Shampoo Bottle Graveyard" ?*