huck Funny Status Messages

   As another summer movie blockbuster season begins. Once again, Hollywood denies us a Jake and the Fatman movie.

   my family deals with the heat like it does other family members; by resenting it until it goes away

   I'm getting a pet dog & cat and I'm gonna name my cat 'Waterfalls'. This way everytime my dog is chasing my cat, I can say "Don't go chasing waterfalls!""

   Supreme Court rules Arizona police may not stop people they believe are illegal immigrants, but must stop Juggalos.

   Hey, guy that puts the stickers on fruit....NOBODY likes you.

   "Oh my gosh! A giant face just destroyed my house! Now he seems to be doing some weird dance?" - spiders

   Has anyone else noticed the plots of "Finding Nemo" and "Taken" are virtually identical?

   I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout.

   Silly prank: Transmit clips of backward devil talk to your neighbors' baby monitor at random times throughout the night.

   I'm 38 and I have no clue what AM or PM stands for. Nice job, public school system!

   Restaurant hosts: Stop asking, we all want a booth.

   Hey, Journey? Quick question: What if I never even started believin'?

   Sorry, I brought neither the noise or the funk today.

   I may be dumb, but at least I'm not …wait, what was I talking about?

   I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more then any English teacher has. If you write "your" instead of "you're" in a English class all you get is a red mark.... Mess up on the Internet just once, and may God have mercy on your soul.

   Beauty and the Beast is my favorite story that teaches kids that if you're ugly, hold a girl against her will & she'll eventually love you.

   Let's be honest. She does NOT got Betty Davis eyes. She's on drugs.

   Reportedly, there are many trucking jobs that no one wants. Attn trucking Industry: make trucking more like the battle at the end of Mad Max II.

   We become what we most hate. So I'll apologize now for eventually playing for the Cowboys

   Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane... ? What were they so excited about?