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wonders why men never want to play with the baby, just the box it came in!
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09-18-2009 13:21 by Angela
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money cant by harmony and happiness, but I can buy rum!!
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09-18-2009 13:22 by Angela
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if you ever feel bad or depressed, just remember you were once the fastest most victorious sperm in the bunch!!
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09-18-2009 13:23 by Angela
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We were strangers when we met, now were even stranger!!
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09-18-2009 13:24 by Angela
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contemplating doing a combination of christmas and easter, wrap the gifts, then hide them all over the house, voila...Christer!!!
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12-15-2009 17:40 by ANGELA
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why is that everything is the same day by day, but in 5 years everything is so different?
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12-17-2009 13:03 by aNGELA
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says Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back!
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12-20-2009 19:54 by ANGELA
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Must be nice living in never neverland, maybe I'll come visit you when I need a break from reality!
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01-11-2010 18:11 by ANGELA
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Alcohol your like my abusive boyfriend, no matter how bad you kick my ass, I always go back to you the next day:)
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01-20-2010 18:39 by ANGELA
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Chuch Norris once round house kicked a guy in the head so fast that his foot travled back in time and hit Amelia airheart in the face causing her to crash, and that's why they never found her
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01-20-2010 18:45 by ANGELA
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Excuse me, have you seen motivation? I seem to have lost all of mine.
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01-20-2010 18:46 by ANGELA
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failure, is not falling down; but remaining where you have fallen.
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01-20-2010 18:53 by ANGELA
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The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
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01-20-2010 23:30 by ANGELA
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Good girls go to heaven , Bad girls go everywhere!
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01-22-2010 19:37 by ANGELA
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If the batteries in our T.V remote are dead … Why do we keep pushing the button until our fingers hurt ?
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01-24-2010 18:23 by ANGELA
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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. …
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01-24-2010 18:24 by ANGELA
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Your intelligence is my common sense.
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01-24-2010 18:25 by ANGELA
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Pessimism is great, You are either always right or pleasently suprised.
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01-24-2010 18:26 by ANGELA
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Don't follow my footsteps I run into walls!
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01-24-2010 18:27 by ANGELA
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Got a problem? iI got a problem solver……and his name is revolver.
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01-24-2010 18:27 by ANGELA
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