ANGELA Funny Status Messages

   wonders why men never want to play with the baby, just the box it came in!

   money cant by harmony and happiness, but I can buy rum!!

   if you ever feel bad or depressed, just remember you were once the fastest most victorious sperm in the bunch!!

   We were strangers when we met, now were even stranger!!

   contemplating doing a combination of christmas and easter, wrap the gifts, then hide them all over the house, voila...Christer!!!

   why is that everything is the same day by day, but in 5 years everything is so different?

   says Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back!

   Must be nice living in never neverland, maybe I'll come visit you when I need a break from reality!

   Alcohol your like my abusive boyfriend, no matter how bad you kick my ass, I always go back to you the next day:)

   Chuch Norris once round house kicked a guy in the head so fast that his foot travled back in time and hit Amelia airheart in the face causing her to crash, and that's why they never found her

   Excuse me, have you seen motivation? I seem to have lost all of mine.

   failure, is not falling down; but remaining where you have fallen.

   The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.

   Good girls go to heaven , Bad girls go everywhere!

   If the batteries in our T.V remote are dead … Why do we keep pushing the button until our fingers hurt ?

   Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. …

   Your intelligence is my common sense.

   Pessimism is great, You are either always right or pleasently suprised.

   Don't follow my footsteps I run into walls!

   Got a problem? iI got a problem solver……and his name is revolver.