Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Another day of Vetrans meltdowns! I'm lovin' it! You fought for a piece of sh*t country and now thanks to its "leader" you're getting bu**ered up the *ss. You fought for the wrong side, losers tee hee

   I hear lots of jokes I can steal.

   Oops! Mommy's little darling is up and at it. By up and at it, I mean doing daddy in the shower.

   How much baking soda per kilo is it again ?

   i sent my ex coworker letters

   follow me on tiktok goal is 10k

   please follow me on TikTok undeadanimation03

   The Hippo beat Grippo.

   If you think religion is harmless fairy tales. Try typing "youth pasture" in Google

   Sometimes, I'd like to give it all up and become a hook-nosed Joo

   He didn't survive an assassination. It was a blood packet. Special effects. It was a complete set up. This is obvious.

   The towels were so thick at the hotel, I could barely shut my suitcase.

   TDSmania loves men who love kids a little to hard. Are you trying to say something to all of us?

   Today we bow down and lower our eyes in a show of respect for our King of Lef*ist Shallow Blather.

   Россия... Канада... оба коммунисты.

   There he goes again. Another comment referencing incest. Must be a thing over there.

   Oh, you have a 3D printer that you can print guns with? I'm not impressed, I've had a Canon for years..

   Recent studies have shown that dogs don't actually have a fear of fireworks. Their reactions are based on their being upset at not being able to shoot off their own.

   going to grasp you around you head and blow you. Dandelions are so much fun

   If it wasn’t for “only one cashier open and it’s a cute guy in his twenties and I am buying a cart full of tampons” luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all