Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I stand with China. 🇨🇳 The US facked around and now they're gonna find out.

   Why do you people reply and engage in petty name calling with these anti Trumpers? You are in charge for at least the next 3 1/2 years. Enjoy it!!! Take joy in the fact that they wake up miserable every day. Don’t engage.

   Nothing screams efficiency like a $1 TRILLION defense budget and a $92 MILLION parade to celebrate Dumps birthday. DOGE was a complete con. You've all been conned 🤡

   "I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please." China thanks you 🇨🇳

   There's no "might" about not liking Koenig's posts. They're played, sophomoric, and not funny. Not as bad as the one's on page 1 though. They simply $u<k.

   "Go away kid ya bother me"

   Take a moment and collect your thoughts. You almost have a full set.

   Way more fun being in my 20s in the 70s than in my 70s in the 20s

   What's aciaemA?

   My parents never actually listened to me as a kid. I recall a solar eclipse one year. "Hey ma, can I go outside and watch the eclipse?" "Yeah, but don't get too close."

   Getting married is like going to the restaurant. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that...

   Avoid office small talk by maintaining that facial expression between first sneeze and second sneeze.

   If you haven't hit a woman, then you obviously haven't dated a woman who had to be hit !

   Divorce Log - 2007 I got out of the shower. My wife walked in and I said, "Excuse me, I'm not dressed." She goes, "No kidding. I didn't think you were carrying a wrinkly purse."

   Many M^GA women are extremley flexible. This is true. They have to be, considering most M^G^ guys have trouble gettting it up. So she needs to do be able to do handstands against the wall so they can at least drop it in.

   Kamala Harris just announced she's selling bibles and clothes and accessories and water and pens and shoes with her name on them. Because that's not weird or creepy at all, is it M^G^? 😂

   🎵 Chinee foo, Chinee foo, onry Musk and Trump can afford Chinee foo! 🎵

   A guy said to me, "Hey, buddy. You got 10 dollars for a sandwich?" I told him, "Let me see the sandwich"

   Marginalized People refers to those who prefer margarine over butter.

   When a word or action is overused and loses its impact or effectiveness, it's often referred to as 'semantic satiation.' Someone should inform the 👎idiot about this.