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How did we miss the opportunity to call "bleaching your butthole" "changing your ring tone"?
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12-01-2022 11:49
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OK... A GUY WHO ACTS LIKE HE'S SLASH ON STAGE BUT HE'S NOT VERY GOOD SO I CALLED HIM BACK SLASH ... AND I'M AN A$$HOLE ..
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11-30-2022 14:24
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My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers
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11-30-2022 12:07
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In my house I'm the main boss. My wife is just the decision maker.
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11-30-2022 12:07
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Tomorrow is December 1st.... The time when it’s totally fine to put Peppermint Schnapps in your coffee every morning now till Christmas Eve!
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11-30-2022 12:06
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I just returned from a Christmas concert put on by the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra, Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared.
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11-30-2022 12:05
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Need Help with this one!! If I bought a balloon 5 years ago for $1, how much could I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?
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11-30-2022 12:05
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They need to stop remaking A Christmas Carol. The Muppets did it the best. Everyone else needs to sit down and move on
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11-30-2022 09:18
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I wasn’t allowed to watch “A Charlie Brown Christmas” as a kid because of my Peanut allergy.
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11-29-2022 12:37
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I have a problem with gingerbread people living in houses made of their flesh, but I promised not to bring it up again and ruin Christmas again this year.
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11-29-2022 12:02
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I accidentally took my dogs meds this morning...TELL ME I'M A GOOD BOY ... I'M A GOOD BOY RIGHT ? WANNA SCRATCH MY BUTT ? CAN I SMELL YOURS ?
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11-29-2022 01:19
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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down you’re almost there
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11-28-2022 09:03
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Everything I know about dancing I learned from the Charlie Brown Christmas play
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11-28-2022 04:23
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If you bought a fruitcake this past weekend, you have until March 2035 to eat it.
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11-28-2022 04:12
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Don't forget that today is "small business Saturday" so only subscribe to OnlyFans accounts in your town
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11-26-2022 02:27 by
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Damn, Girl. Are you Black Friday? 'Cause I'm wondering what your deal is.
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11-25-2022 19:15
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Girlfriend asked me if I seen the dog bowl. I said no but that would be very interesting.
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11-24-2022 10:29 by
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I accidentally took my cats meds this morning... Don't ask meow.
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11-23-2022 20:29 by
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"Enjoy the warm glow of family and friends this holiday season." ~ crematorium slogan.
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11-22-2022 22:16
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We live in a " paper straw wrapped in plastic" kind of world. It's all stupid
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11-22-2022 21:48 by
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