Funny Status Message #209197
X is I went scuba diving once and the instructor pointed out a shark and I swam toward it. When we got back up top on the boat he asked, "I pointed out a shark and you swam toward it? What the fuck?"
Without missing a beat my wife said, "He's been swimming to
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