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Who is the genius who decided to call them Dentures and not Substitooths?
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03-14-2023 07:59
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I can’t believe it’s already bank collapse season… I still have my train derailment decorations up.
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03-14-2023 05:48
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Ran into a guy at a bar who said he was a huge rock star back in the '80s I didn't believe but he was adamant.
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03-13-2023 10:37
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I used to grow weed on Farmville and sell it on Mafia Wars. Good Times!
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03-12-2023 16:08
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So I got an special announcement to share with you all. I am running for president!!! Like we can't screw up this country enough. #gary2024
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03-12-2023 10:05 by
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When the mechanic said I 'blew a seal', I was afraid he referring about that summer I worked at Sea World but it turns out it's some car thing. 🤭
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03-10-2023 18:41 by
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Rent prices have got people staying in relationships that ended years ago
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03-10-2023 15:48
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FRIEND: Why do you spend so much time on Facebook? ME: I have serious digestive issues. I spend a lot of time on the toilet.
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03-10-2023 14:22 by
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i like butts
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03-10-2023 12:36
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I can’t sleep and just wanna eat all night. I think I have insom-nom-nom-nomnia.
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03-10-2023 04:06
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Women’s day is just a made up holiday to get us to buy more women
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03-09-2023 09:39
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well done to all the women on international women’s day, great bunch of lads
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03-09-2023 08:30
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I bought a new stick of deodorant last night. The instructions said to remove the cap and push up bottom. I may be walking funny now, but my farts make the room smell baby powder fresh.
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03-08-2023 15:47 by
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it considered sexual assault if a midget walks up to you and says you hair smells nice?
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03-08-2023 15:40 by
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Technically, all the money you ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.
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03-08-2023 12:15
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Daylight Saving Time arrives this Sunday morning. You Know what? I give it 8 months.
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03-08-2023 07:22
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I don’t like to brag, but I only buy the organic free-range Cadbury® Eggs.
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03-08-2023 07:22
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Fun fact about me. I, too, was once a train wreck in Ohio.
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03-08-2023 07:21
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3200 BC: Man invents written language and abandons hieroglyphics 2023 AD: Man abandons written language in favor of memes
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03-08-2023 07:20
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you gotta kiss a lot of frogs before you find one that’s a good kisser
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