Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   This just in... OJ Found not quilty... Oh wait...

   Casey #notguilty is like saying, I havn't eaten in the past week, when I ate a sandwitch 30 mins. ago..

   America... the only country in the world where not wearing a seatbelt carries a bigger penalty then murdering your own child.

   Flash forward to July 5, 2024 headlines..... 13 years to the day of being found not guilty of the murder of her daughter...Casey Anythony breaks into a Las Vegas hotel, guns drawn to steal back old pictures of when she was a professional club rat! (See OJ

   Casey Anthony trial ends today. Roger Clemens trial begins today. Coincidence?.... I think not.

   guessing the men on the jury were confused when they were asked if they wanted to get Casey off

   Dear razor companies: 4 blades, seriously? If you really wanna impress me you will invent a shaving hatchet!

   "Yo Casey, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but O.J. had one of the best Not Guilty verdicts of all time!" - Kanye W.

   more proof that hot chicks can get away with murder

   I wonder what's trending right now...

   Wait a min..she aint had a job in 2 years..And she had 10 lawyers?? Public Defender my ass...I guess its a good thing she wasnt a black girl named Peaches..Cuz she would have been Sh*t out of Luck...

   BREAKING NEWS: Florida 1st state of the union to legalize murder..

   Don't worry, they'll probably get Casey Anthony when she tries to steal back her sports memorabilia...

   Can yall imagine what Thanksgiving is going to be like in the Anthony home this year...AWKWARD!!

   if you like to plank you're a w*nk

   waiting to see the FB pics from Casey Anthony going out tonight.

   thinks Casey Anthony and OJ need to get together and compare notes....

   Get her Dexter!

   It's better Casey Anthony is found not guilty. Let her try and survive amongst the public.

   These are the same people who couldn't press a damn voting ballot which resulted in "hanging chads!"....LMAO!!