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   messageicon Casey Anthony didn't even get a slap on the hand. She did however get her fingers dirty by getting fingerprinted.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 17:32 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon America... the only country in the world where not buckling your child in a seatbelt carries a bigger penalty than murdering your child.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 17:27 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon TMZ is reporting that OJ Simpson and Casey Anthony are now dating after finding out they have things in common on eharmony.com....
←Rate | 07-05-2011 17:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere in Florida, a strip club just gained an employee.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 17:19 by jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon IT WAS Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick...NOW EVERYONE GET OVER IT!
←Rate | 07-05-2011 17:18 by MELB Comments (1)  


   messageicon eventually we all stop lying about our age and start bragging about it!!!
←Rate | 07-05-2011 17:11 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Casey Anthony should be the new baby sitter for all the jurors' kids..
←Rate | 07-05-2011 16:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook should a "More than Friends" Request button or basically a "F#@K Buddy" request!
←Rate | 07-05-2011 16:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That embarrassing moment when Nancy Grace heard that verdict
←Rate | 07-05-2011 16:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I would of known that buying a new ride-on lawn mower, my wife would mow the lawn all the time, I would of bought it 10 years ago.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 16:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"Plank" Party at Casey Anthony's!!!!
←Rate | 07-05-2011 16:14 by @prnceofzamunda Comments (0)  


   messageicon What Would Dexter Do?
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:56 by Shuttdogg Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking I should have told the truth. Where's my granddaughters justice now?
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:56 by Cindy Anthony Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: Nancy Grace calls in sick for work...
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:54 by Rick H/ Comments (0)  


   messageicon The awkard moment when your names is also Casey Anthony, and you log into facebook just to find that all of your frineds want you to burn in hell..
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:54 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon the JURY SYSTEM getting criminals off and denying people justice since 19--
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The media and Nancy Grace had her guilty for three years, a Florida jury took 11 hours and found her NOT guilty... I'm so confused, do I move to Florida or get rid of my TV?
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:39 by Stoopidmoose Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACEBOOK - helping people get sh*t off their chest since 2007
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really refuse to marry a white woman now. I need to marry someone that when they kill me they get at least a lil jail time.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:27 by @DesignsByQPid Comments (0)  


   messageicon Casey Anthony has been seen in a WHITE FORD BRONCO driving away from the COURTHOUSE. Unconfirmed reports state Al Cowligs is driving.....
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:27 Comments (0)  




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