Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Really!!! Kim Kardashian is upset with the Casey Anthony verdict!!! Your father defended OJ Simpson, Thus starting the Kardashian tradition of getting black men off!!!

   if you put pictures of lost kids on Beer Cans instead of Milk Cartons we'd find them in about 15 minutes

   We're all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.

   Players are like the letter Q : A big zero with a small little tail....

   Figuring out a waman's age by checking out her friends list

   I wonder if any of the jurors would let Casey Anthony babysit their kids...

   I ate a fish burger at Sea World and it suddenly dawned on me that I could be eating a slow learner

   For how long must I wait and toil in the FRIEND ZONE before she lets me hit it??

   Transformers 3: if you keep saving the world, you will never run out of hot girlfriends..!

   Why do women do such silly things sometimes, like trying to turn a one night stand into an engagement?

   for anyone thats interested I'm watching tv and deciding if I should get up and go for a wee

   I miss the 1980s when cell phones were big enough to cover your face if you saw someone you knew walking toward you.

   Sometimes people don't notice or appreciate the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. The they are like, “Why don't you stalk me anymore”

   That embarrassing moment when you think you have made a connection with someone only to watch them ask your friend out

   I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.

   The Royal Couple will be in the U.S. on Friday. Isn't that ironic? We spent Monday celebrating the day we threw the British out, and on Friday we're letting them back in.

   I saw 2 people lost in front of the Garmin Store

   Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.

   Most of the time I think i'd be better off talking to a wall other than you

   Laters FB... I'm tired of sharing my opinions And liking everybody's sh!t......and Pokin' folks I hardly even know... Peace Out! I'll do all that sh!t to y'all tomorrow.