Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I planned to graduate Camping School but I failed Tent Grade.
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05-27-2023 07:06
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Every time I get an eyelash in my eye I’m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild..
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05-25-2023 05:18 by Ei
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From Thunderdome .....to funeral home. RIP Tina Turner.
I think it is so unfair that I have to manage my anger because other people can't manage their stupidity.
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05-24-2023 07:47
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Stop saying you support local businesses when you eat at chain restaurants, shop at big box stores, and only attend major league sporting events.
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05-24-2023 06:33
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Playing cooking simulator
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05-23-2023 07:44
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There is no need for Rolling Stones tribute bands. The real Stones are bad enough.
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05-22-2023 15:34 by Ringo
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there a dark web site for black market Q-Tips? These new ones suck.
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05-22-2023 12:10
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If your neighbor has wind chimes, you have wind chimes.
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05-21-2023 12:34
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TikTok. Exemplifying the devolution of mankind one imbecilic post at a time.
Joe Biden
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05-20-2023 20:34
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I was outside today and man is it hot. I was sweating more than Brandon at a press conference..
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05-17-2023 09:23
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I would just like to take a minute to give a big shout-out to the inventor of croutons. Who knew you could take stale bread and make so many different flavors. Recycling before recycling was cool!
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05-17-2023 09:21
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Parenting is just putting throw pillows back on the couch every ten minutes until you die.
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05-17-2023 09:19
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According to a new study, millennials are waiting longer to have sex. Because, unlike my generation, they have to watch a 30-second ad first.
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05-17-2023 09:17
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Dental appointment tomorrow... Before going, I like to eat taffy, oreos, & pumpkin seeds. It’s makes me feel like I’m getting my money’s worth.
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05-17-2023 09:15
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Question...Does a UFO remain an UFO once you identify it as a UFO?
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05-17-2023 09:14
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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.
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05-17-2023 09:13
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Do you know what happens after 8 tequila shots? Me neither.
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05-17-2023 09:12
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Quick question for the medical professionals, should my blood glucose number be higher or lower than the mileage on my 6-year-old car
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05-17-2023 09:11
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