Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Paul McCartney looks like my uncle Fred after a 12 pack. 
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles. What happened to my wishes? Sincerely, still waiting.
TWILIGHT: Happy Bella- •_• Sad Bella- •_• Excited Bella- •_• Angry Bella- •_• Shocked Bella- •_• Confused Bella- •_•
No matter what they take from me, I'm pretty sure drugs took my dignity...
The greatest love of all, is the 8ball I've got in me...
Grammy Math. Lady Gaga + Meth / Rap Music = Niki Minaj. Discuss.
Without Adele...this would be the worst Grammy's ever lol kinda like the Super Bowl Commercials this year without Clint Eastwood!!
Sorry about the texts I sent you last night.... My phone was drunk.
I thought LL in LL Cool J meant :adies Love....it obviously means "Lip Licker" cuz that's all he does after he finishes a sentence!! Gotta love the Grammy's!!
If I give you a straw, will you go suck the fun outta someone elses life?!
Mondays are Sundays poop
Who let Tony Bennett out of the nursing home?
Skrillex looks like Darlene from Rosanne #GRAMMYs
my dads a math professor and he staples taco bell applications on failed tests
The best part of the Grammys was Justin Bieber not performing
Lady GaGa looks like tuna in a net
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status...
I wish Beyonce & Jay-Z would get on stage and present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King.
its sad that the teenagers born after 93... Will never get to truely remember Whitney Houston..
This new episode of The Walking Dead is awesome!! The Celebrity Cameos are too many to count! I wonder why they called this episode "The Grammys"? 