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No thanks, heavy metal concert. If I want lots of screaming without understanding the words I’ll just hang out with my toddler.
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11-10-2020 09:16
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why is Charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? HELLO THEY EAT PEOPLE
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11-10-2020 09:13
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Today is my first day of taking fish oil When do I get scales
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11-10-2020 08:27
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GI joe is short for gastrointestinal joseph.
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11-10-2020 08:26
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I don't know about you, but I think Kanye still has a chance.
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11-10-2020 08:25 by
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I can see the appeal of being a nudest everytime I do laundry
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11-10-2020 08:25
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How come there’s never a first call for alcohol?
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11-10-2020 08:25
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The most unrealistic part of Star Wars is that everyone knows how to fix their own spaceship.
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11-10-2020 08:24
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yes I am an embarrassment to my family but I am also an embarrassment to other families
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11-10-2020 08:23
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I met my wife online. We’ve been married four years and have a girl, a troll and lovely twin bots.
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11-10-2020 08:23
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I dropped the keys to my jeep between the seat then accidentally locked my hair in the car door if you’re looking for a sophisticated woman with style and grace.
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11-10-2020 08:21
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A Swiss army knife, but one that has a tool that closes your mouth when you’re about to say something stupid.
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11-10-2020 08:20
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Realtor Dog: if you’d like to buy this house, pee here… and here
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11-10-2020 08:19
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I had three cabbage rolls before bed. No need for an alarm clock.
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11-10-2020 08:18
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Who am I sad passed away? Anwer: Alex Trebek.
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11-09-2020 16:50 by
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Uncircumcised? Hey, at least you have one hoodie she can't steal.
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11-09-2020 11:45
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I ate a kid's meal at McDonalds this morning . His mom was furious.
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11-09-2020 07:42 by
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I think I turned back my clock way too far, I just saw a guy with a mullet at Kmart .
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11-08-2020 20:16
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Does any lady just out there just wanna get married just to say we did it!?!??
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11-08-2020 19:46 by
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Does anyone know where I can get in line for one of the millions upon millions of vaccine shots that would be "Ready to go" election day?
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